Upload your CV, dating profile, or LinkedIn. The court jester delivers a verdict — sharp, funny, and with real advice on how to fix it.
"Your CV says 'detail-oriented' twice. In the same bullet point. The court has noticed."
"Six photos, five sunglasses, one dog. The court awards custody of this profile to the dog."
"'Thought leader' appears in a bio with 41 followers. The thoughts are not leading anywhere."
Upload your evidence — a screenshot of your CV, dating profile, or LinkedIn. Pick a category and the jester takes it from there.
Every detail goes on record — from your wording to your profile picture. Nothing escapes a jester with nothing to lose.
You get the verdict, the complaints, and — if you unlock it — actual advice on how to fix what you've done.
Real cases, published with the defendant's consent.
"3 years of 'seeking new challenges,' and the biggest challenge was uploading a PDF without the text overflowing the margins."
"Every photo is in sunglasses. The court suspects you exist only in theory."
"'Passionate about synergy' — written under the job you quit after 4 months. The court notes the irony."
The first verdict is free. The full truth costs.